Abby are you okay? what happened? xox
never again will i be in your embrace;
the romanticism in my life has fled.
alone in the dark movie theatres, now;
facing events alone, now.
and when tassels are moved
and gowns are shed,
the beauty of summer will shine on you.
a you without me on your arm.
and in my home
and in my heart
the comforting heat will not reach my Winter.
the day the light went out of my life
I feel so sorry for those non Europeans who don’t know of Eurovision, It means they could have never of seen Ukraine’s 2007 entry into the contest…
gay vampire ghost opera dubstep for those who missed it
I feel like this tells anyone everything they would ever need to know about what Eurovision is about.
What is going on.
ALCOHOL IS FREE!!!
the thrilling sequel to Amy Bouzaglue
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? REALLY? SERIOUSLY???? TAKING MY PICTURE AND PUTTING IT ON A POKEMON AND THINKING YOURE JUST ALL TOUGH SHIT. WELL GUESS WHAT CHIKORITA YOU SUCK. YOUR WORK IS SHIT. IF THIS WERE POKEMON I BET YOU COULDNT EVEN CATCH A FUCKING WEEDLE. OR BETTER YET A SUNKERN. AND YEAH I PLAY POKEMON OCCASIONALY. SO WHAT HATERS?
you see in england it’s not about winning
it’s about not coming last
if eurovision is the european hunger games then we can all agree that the uk is the tribute who got blown up when they accidentally stepped off the podium before the games had begun
*tour guide voice* and if you look to your left, you can see the entire Doctor Who fandom collapsing in on itself
*tour guide voice* and if you look to the right, you can see all the Europeans on tumblr going insane over Eurovision
*someone at the back of the group* what the fuck is going on
YEAHHHH HERE WE GO IRELAND
Ireland does not disappoint
Ireland you had shirtless tattooed dancing drummers in leather you did everything right WHAT HAPPENED
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??